Matt Fisher, a Galveston, Texas, resident and sailor aboard the Maersk Alabama, was hijacked by pirates off the coast of Somalia. Here is an interview done by the world-famous Galveston County Daily News.
Matt and his wife apparently thought the reporter's comment that starts at the 40 second mark is as corny as I do.
Welcome home, Matt. Great job...both at sea, and on dry land having to put up with these clowns.