Condolences to the University of Texas men's tennis team, for their loss today to USC. Maybe this funny joke would help liven the mood amongst the warriors?
An Aggie and a Longhorn were standing side by side at some urinals in a public restroom.
The Aggie finished up first, flushed his urinal, and began leaving the restroom.
"Hey," said the Longhorn, stopping the Aggie on his way out the door. "At the University of Texas we're smart enough to wash our hands after we go to the bathroom."
The Aggie paused before responding.
"Well, at A&M I guess we're smart enough not to take a leak on our hands."