Monday, December 22, 2014

King Jesus is celebrating another birthday soon

He must be getting old. Jesus has had a lot of birthdays.

Greeting from Baytown, Texas, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well, and we are prepping for what might be the best Christmas ever!

It's time to light the fires and fill the tires (to 100 psi). I thought I'd start spending Christmas with my Princess years ago, but apparently the devils of life have enjoyed some success holding up the future. Maybe I'll spend some time with her soon.

I hate the devil. He's a real stool. Like a turd in a punchbowl.

But we ain't gonna concentrate on the negative during the Christmas season. God's bigger than our problems! In fact, we don't have any problems. What moron told you we have any problems?

Merry Christmas, everyone. Let's keep smiling and loving life, celebrating everything we've been blessed with and keeping our eyes on the reason for the season: Plastic Baby Jesus!

We celebrate His birth and look forward to many more fantastic birthday parties!

Monday, December 1, 2014

I sense the big turkey was pregnant with love

When you pull a little turkey from a big turkey's behind, that big turkey was pregnant with love.

At least, that's how I see it. It can be a little upsetting or even shocking as you dig the stuffing of life out of a turkey's bottom, only to reveal the little turkey.

Don't lose heart, however, because you only pull out the love inside. The world needs a little more love, right?

We're fans of love here at the blog and don't want to see people weeping over beautiful things. Overwhelming joy must be coming to this young lady in the morning.

Is your turkey pregnant today? Rejoice. That's more love (and more turkey).