Wednesday, June 17, 2015

The rain has stopped, and the Houston Oilers are still number one

Houston media covers heavy rain (or the potential of heavy rain) like CNN covers plane crashes. Constantly.

We have transitioned from 24-hour-a-day rain coverage in Houston, and thank goodness for that. They have been so passionate in the last two days about making us all believe we're in the midst of another great flood that I thought game six of the NBA Finals would be preempted by newscasters in galoshes.

It barely rained where I was in Houston last night, and when it did it was basically moderate-to-light rain for short spurts.

Maybe we'll get a hurricane soon and give these people something interesting to talk about.

Meanwhile, we're still missing those Oilers, aren't we? Football season is coming soon enough, so soon we can have these folks tell you I'm going to work for the Texans again (for about the fifth or sixth straight season), with no phone call from the organization.

That's okay. I wouldn't return the phone call until they are in Columbia Blue with derricks on their helmets. So get it done.

The media are the most important people in our lives because they are so powerful and they always tell us the truth.

If they want the Oilers, we have to listen.

And the traffic chick looks pretty cool today.

If you all need some more Oilers stuff let me know. Click the picture for a hat that perfectly accessorizes with her gorgeous dress.

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